Tuesday, November 2, 2010

I have submitted my application to move to Mars

1 comments Posted by DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas at 8:31 AM

Dear Fans, (Pls. play this while reading for full effect to occur: Most catchy song ever )

NASA is making plans to send people to Mars with a one way ticket in 2030.

I know I have tried to move to the moon numerous times after doing something embarrassing on earth but have thus failed. And if Mars is the next best thing then NASA I accept. I have emailed NASA letting them know of my interest and will let you know first hand when they respond. I assume it is taking some time as they are passing on my Resume/CV to the manager in charge. I am hoping the hand drawn picture of me and Max on Mars illustrates my sincere interest and will secure my position.   

This is DJ 'ficke ficke' Aisha signing out...perhaps for ever

 

I love my white bitch

6 comments Posted by DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas at 6:18 AM



Dear Fans,

Due to technical difficulties half of the DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas Duo was unable to post on this blog. The other half being Nasty Nas. The reason being she isn't sure how to log in, and neither am I.

I have decided to take this computer illiteracy problem and turn it into an opportunity to talk about how I love my white bitch, which is something I would say if I had a white female dog or white female canis familiaris for all you science lovers out there. But alas I have a male dog called Max. I love Max despite the fact he peed on me three times in public, he jumped on top of a pit bull as if he was a horsey and used his ear as a chew toy (yes a horsey), and he forces me to go the park with him to look at bitches. Max I applaud you.

Max singing his favourite song "It's hard out here for a pimp"
Max sporting a Mohawk. We like to experiment with different hairstyles.

Max looking like a SNOW leopard whilst watching Frasier his favourite show
This is DJ 'ficke ficke' Aisha signing out.

 

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