DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas

Dear Fans, (Pls. play this while reading for full effect to occur: Most catchy song ever )

NASA is making plans to send people to Mars with a one way ticket in 2030.

Dear Fans,

Due to technical difficulties half of the DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas Duo was unable to post on this blog. The other half being Nasty Nas. The reason being she isn't sure how to log in, and neither am I.

I have decided to take this computer illiteracy problem and turn it into an opportunity to talk about how I love my white bitch, which is something I would say if I had a white female dog or white female canis familiaris for all you science lovers out there. But alas I have a male dog called Max. I love Max despite the fact he peed on me three times in public, he jumped on top of a pit bull as if he was a horsey and used his ear as a chew toy (yes a horsey), and he forces me to go the park with him to look at bitches. Max I applaud you.

Max singing his favourite song "It's hard out here for a pimp"

Max sporting a Mohawk. We like to experiment with different hairstyles.

Max looking like a SNOW leopard whilst watching Frasier his favourite show

This is DJ 'ficke ficke' Aisha signing out.

MySpace. Yes MySpace. I have two friends on MySpace but realized today our friendship was a lie as further research showed it was an automatic add from the producers of MySpace who did not search for me specifically. After recovering from this charade, I got a MySpace request from a rapper pleading I add him. After gathering my senses from overwhelming joy and acceptance I somehow managed to lose his request, and I therefore still only have two MySpace friends. I tried to look for my lost friend by searching for "rapper" in "United States" but according to my search results there is apparently more than one rapper in the United States. I have emailed my two MySpace friends to ask them if these search results are accurate, but I am yet to wait for a response. But until then, I bow down to you MySpace. I am nothing but a mere human who is trying to break into a friendship circle that I am not invited in. I hope one day you accept me.

DJ Aisha

Dear Fans, blog Readers, Celeste and whoever accidentally stumbled across this website and is about to hit the BACK button,

I never thought this day would come. I am writing a blog. It may have taken me 5 hours to figure out how to start a blog, along with a burnt saucepan, and a vomiting dog, but I did it. (The burning of the saucepan did not cause the dog to vomit, and the vomiting dog did not cause the pan to burn. How both of these events happened simultaneously, I will never know). Today is a very auspicious occasion. Not only have I figured out I am computer illiterate, I also found out this will not stop me from blogging, and nor will it stop you from reading this fans. I was going to discuss why I chose the background I did, but alas I don't know how to look at it without erasing this post. Therefore I will not. However I leave you with this note to think about whilst you await my next post....who are DJ Aisha and Nasty Nas? Are they some sort of rap/dance duo like Salt and Peppa? Are they here to discuss life/music/love/miscellaneous items? The answer fans is...none of the above. We are everything you could ever imagine. Therefore technically I guess it does include the above. And with that note, Nasty Nas...I hand the mic over to you...

Signing out
Blogger Aisha aka (scratching noise) ficke ficke  DJ Aisha